Ask me anything   Love, it will not betray you, dismay or enslave you, It will set you free

pleathermouth:

Haha Fucker This Title Will Never Fit On Your iPod Screen by Fall Out Boy

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— 1 year ago with 61854 notes

fagoween:

screw school i’m going to be a pot dealer and offer many types of pots and other kitchen utensils

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— 1 year ago with 43204 notes

richwhitelesbian:

people make me fucking sick. i thought we, as a society, had moved past judging people unfairly and letting our prejudices dictate us. i cant believe im bein dragged out of this 7th grade gym class for being a little “drunk” and bein the best at volleyball

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— 2 years ago with 752 notes

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

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— 2 years ago with 268739 notes

halffizzbin:

lavishness:

such-heights:

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cathybytes:

This is just wrong.

Oh Professor Longbottom…why yes, you can show me your herbology etchings…

ooh Professor Longbottom ooh

Professor Longbottom is utterly confused as to why students actually fight in the halls over getting a spot in his courses…

Herbology was never this popular when I was a student, Neville thinks. Oh how the trends change!

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— 2 years ago with 51075 notes